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Erik J
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« on: April 09, 2002, 08:39:12 PM »

I haven't seen this movie listed on the site and I'm glad that so far I'm the only one to endure it. What movie am I talking about? A horriable little film called Satan's Storybook. What makes this movie so bad?  Well first the script comes off like it was a porn writer trying to go ligit(Should I mention Ginger Lynn was in this too?)
And the camera work makes most porn look like a Spielberg film(I sense a pattern here). All of the events in this movie seem to take place in the same house. At one point we thought we saw blood from a earlier death scene in another one that was a completly different story, and it was supposed to be a different house(Hey just like a porn film) And actor Scott Valentine was in this(You may remember him as Mallory's boyfriend in Family Ties) He couldn't even save it. Hell if he could act that would have been something. I hate to say I never finished watching the film. My friends and I made a mad rush to rip this thing from the VCR about half way thru.

So if you see this film in your local video store DO NOT RENT IT! Just ask the clerk to burn that copy and any other copies of it so no one else can be put through the torture.
Did I mention that Ginger Lynn was in it?
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Nathan
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2002, 10:28:52 AM »

I remember seeing this one advertised in Fangoria long ago -- they trumpeted the fact that Ginger Lynn was appearing in her first "general audiences" role or somesuch...

Adding that to the list...

Nathan
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john
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2002, 11:25:55 AM »

I saw that ad too. Never seen the movie...
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