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Trevor
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« on: August 04, 2010, 01:38:30 AM »

We have a labour dispute going on at the moment and we received an important looking email with this in the subject line:

MY PEN IS READY TO SIGN THE DRAFT DECLARATION

That's OK, I suppose, but put PEN and IS together and what do you get?  Buggedout Buggedout

I sincerely hope THAT won't be used to sign the declaration!!  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 09:30:15 AM »

Our internet filter at school would have blocked an email with that title as pornographic!
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 09:47:51 AM »

It took me a few minutes to get that ! TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 09:58:05 AM »

Our internet filter at school would have blocked an email with that title as pornographic!

But can it block... p o r n o g r a p h i c or P0RN0GR@PHIC titles? (I've seen tons of emails where the words are spaced or altered with numbers and/or characters.)

Trevor what is going on with Africa? I have coworkers that keep getting emails from somebody in Africa that is either wants to give the reader millions of dollars in gold or make Flux Capacitor from gold [not kidding either]... They are only asking for a thousand of American dollars. Although the emails look like they are intended for somebody else but (hehe) it was sent to the wrong email address.
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 12:24:25 PM »

Here is amemo I wash had been blocked:

Project X has started this week with training for the workstream leads and development of our steps to milestones plans for our key deliverables.

In support of this transformational change program, our business has committed multiple external resources to our site to help facilitate and implement the transformational efforts against a concise time schedule.  These resources will be working with the workstream teams in designing and implementing improved work processes, establishing milestones and developing Key Performance Indicators (KPI).

GAAAAAH! Who writes this stuff?
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