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« on: August 04, 2010, 08:20:44 AM »

This is pretty straightforward. Share your wisdom here, day by day!

When your right hand is bigger than the left, it's time to get a girlfriend.
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 08:23:32 AM »

This is pretty straightforward. Share your wisdom here, day by day!

When your right hand is bigger than the left, it's time to get a girlfriend.

 Buggedout BuggedoutTeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

Thou shalt turneth thine undies over and over and inside out again and again before thou dost changeth them.  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 09:26:04 AM »

In the great game between the genders, women shall always emerge victorious, for they have the dual advantage of being the opponent . . . and the goal.


(that one is original to me and I am rather proud of it!) Cheers
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 10:31:05 AM »

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 10:43:53 AM »

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.

Have you been reading Jenna Jameson's book again?
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 11:19:21 AM »

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.

Have you been reading Jenna Jameson's book again?

My wife won't let me.   Bluesad
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I'M COMING FOR YOU!


« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2010, 02:43:30 PM »

hi
the only time you should look down on a woman
is when she is performing oral sex!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2010, 04:17:21 PM »

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.

Have you been reading Jenna Jameson's book again?
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 05:12:31 PM »

If you're tired, but you need to stay awake, eat pumpkin seeds. It sounds stupid, but it will keep you awake.

Note: This doesn't work while driving. DO NOT TRY THIS, AND TRY TO DRIVE.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 06:18:57 PM »

Never fry bacon when naked
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 08:24:01 PM »

It's not cool when your right hand confesses it's love for you.
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 07:29:27 AM »




Smile at someone ...  odds are they will smile back at you!  Smile
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2010, 12:51:17 PM »

To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2010, 01:47:07 PM »

"Meetings . . . because none of us is as dumb as all of us!"

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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2010, 10:59:13 PM »

People who use the word "regret" normally don't mean it. 
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