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« on: August 08, 2010, 06:59:39 AM »

Set a mousetrap
Fry bacon
Iron clothes
Direct traffic
Operate a paper shredder
Staple documents together
Operate a film projector 
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2010, 07:00:50 AM »

Go to church.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2010, 07:04:52 AM »

...getting an annoying cat off the bed.
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2010, 07:44:45 AM »

Give a class lecture
Feed frankfurters to your hungry dogs and then lay down for a nap
Be interviewed on television
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2010, 09:59:22 AM »

Go to space.
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2010, 04:14:05 PM »



Answer the doorbell.
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Well,well,well...


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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2010, 04:24:38 PM »

Go to the swimming pool.
Go fishing.
Joust.
Play horseshoes.
Play tug-of-war.
Climb a tree.
Have a snowball fight.
Go door-to-door collecting donations and spreading information around for a political candidate.
Go to a clothing colony.
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2010, 07:31:48 PM »

Make snow angels.
Skateboard.
Tend bees.

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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2010, 07:40:19 PM »

Run...if you're a guy
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2010, 07:53:33 PM »

Welding
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2010, 07:59:16 PM »

Call numbers at bingo
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2010, 10:00:03 PM »

Frolic among cacti and rose bushes.
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2010, 10:11:12 PM »

Parent teacher conference
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2010, 10:48:09 PM »

Jumpstart a car
Move an electric fan that's turned on (especially if you're a man that's turned on
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2010, 04:51:38 AM »


Stand near a slot machine
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