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Mr. DS
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« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2010, 07:39:00 PM »

Juggle
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« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2010, 09:59:11 PM »

Run...if you're a guy

Yeah...about that...are we talking about things that are 'bad' in a personal experience sort of way, or bad as in 'will cause spectators to suffer'?  'Cause as much as naked females running toward you might be a big hit in male fantasies...it isn't much fun to do, if you're the female.   Lookingup

Depending on how you're running and how exactly one is endowed (worse for low hangers), it can hurt for men to run naked too. 

And yes, I do know this from personal experience.   TongueOut 
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« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2010, 12:42:44 AM »

Climb over an electric fence.  Remember not all land is public. 
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« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2010, 05:03:00 PM »

Set mousetraps
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« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2010, 05:21:50 PM »

Swim in a lake that you know has bloodsucking leeches in it.
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Well,well,well...


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« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2010, 06:06:11 PM »

Swim in a lake that you know has bloodsucking leeches in it.

I got a leech on a VERY important part of my body earlier this summer...     my foot.
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« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2010, 07:53:49 PM »

Run through a field of waist-high thistles.

Take a running dive onto a dry Slip-N-Slide.

Deep fry potatoes.

Knock on the back door of the White House.

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« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2010, 09:40:24 PM »



Knock on the back door of the White House.



Except during the Clinton administration.
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« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2010, 11:25:15 PM »

Cook Grits 
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« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2010, 12:23:59 AM »

Let a cat knead your lap.
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« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2010, 02:38:07 AM »

Jump through windows
Buy girlscout cookies
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Go to an amusement park
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« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2010, 05:20:34 PM »

go swimming in a jelly fish, piranha, sharks, and/or crab infested waters.
cut down a bee hive
shoot down a hornet's, wasp's, etc... nests.
go bowling
go batting
go play in a soccer game (unless it is a joke)
go onto the red carpet.
visit parents, friends
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yeah no.
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« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2010, 09:54:13 PM »

Go to work.
Go to a restaurant.
Invite your mother into your house.
Intimidate a porcupine.
Work in the sewers.
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« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2010, 10:51:29 PM »


Surf the internet (from the library's computer).
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« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2010, 12:39:41 PM »



Knock on the back door of the White House.



Except during the Clinton administration.

LMAO, good one!  Cheers


And remember, you did not have sex with that woman  TongueOut
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