Unwritten Rules Of Pro Wrestling

[Mr. DS]

The ref will always be distracted when bad things are happening. 

Attractive female valets will usually end up being fallen in love with by an ugly advesary of their man.

[sideorderofninjas]

A wrestler yelling at his opponent will say something which automatically is a verbally-binding contract. 

[Joe the Destroyer]

When wrestlers become referred to as "best friends" or are brothers, it is almost certain one will betray the other.

[Mr. DS]

Over the top battle royals will always have A.) A face who gets eliminated unfairly or B.) A heel who is eliminated but no one notices so he gets back in the ring.

[JaseSF]

A top fan favourite will always kick the beejesbus out of the top heel until the heel gains an underhanded advantage to turn the tables. Said heel will then rake eyes, use the ropes and use every underhanded tactic at his disposal to maintain control.

[Andrew]

"Thou shalt not see the steel chair coming."

[Mr. DS]

Clapping will power up any face in a dire situation.

[JaseSF]

The cheers of the fans and shaking can power up Hulkamania!

[HappyGilmore]

An unexpected clothesline can knock out virtually any referee for 20 minutes, and a simple pat on the back from the babyface in the match miraculously wakes him up.

[Mr. DS]

A face in a submission hold will always wait until the third arm drop to revive himself.

[AndyC]

Important faces should save any betrayals for the period 4-6 weeks before Wrestlemania or another major pay-per-view event.

Coming to the assistance of a face will absolve a heel of all past wrongs.

Wrestling venues are sovereign territory. Laws pertaining to assault, battery, personal injury or use of weapons do not apply.

[Mr. DS]

To follow up on my last post, a face will hardly ever go out by submission unless they're a jobber. 

Unlike Oprah, interviews will seldom end without physical violence. 

Women in wrestling seldom celebrate lifetime monogamy.

[JaseSF]

At the Raw or Smackdown just before a PPV, whoever ends the show with an advantage looking strong going into said PPV- usually the heel (but not always)- will typically lose at the PPV.

[Mr. DS]

Chanting "USA"  at a heel will p!ss him off, even if he is originally from Ohio.

"Parts Unknown" is an actual location. 

If an opponent carries an animal to the ring, his opponent must find one of equal power to carry as well.

[HappyGilmore]

The laws put forth by the government simply do not apply to an undead Mortician with mystical powers.  I mean, the Undertaker commits arson, kidnapping, sets people on fire, and murder and yet not one cop shows up at any point to take him in?