The giant claw

[judge death]

Man, I've seen birds sh-t on buildings, but I've NEVER seen a bird just sh-t a building before...

[judge death]

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street?

[Hammock Rider]

You can relax now Mable, I put something on the roof to keep the pigeons off our ledge!

[judge death]

Sorry, sir. Your giant bird insurance only covers  damage if the giant bird is either prehistoric or a mutant produced by atomic radiation. You didn't get the policy that covers giant anti-matter birds from another galaxy.

[judge death]

Hell, who needs the military or scientists? This is new york in the mid 50's. The air pollution where it is will kill it in about 20 minutes, so just relax and don't be under it when it keels over.

[Flangepart]

So Godzilla has atom breath. hah! Wait till he faces my 'underwing funk!'

[Chainsawmidget]

"I've Good news and bad news, sir.  The good news is that giant ape repellent you had placed on the building seems to be working.  The thing went right by us and headed straight for the Empire State building."

"and the bad news...?"

[Leah]

Giant Claw:" DEATH BY HONDAS!!!!! HAHAHA!"

[judge death]

The butterball corporation's efforts to engineer a new generation of high yield turkeys went horribly wrong when in a fit of corporate greed they outsourced the genetic sequencing work to the genetic engineering lab which had the lowest  rates and was owned by a subsidiary of BP.

[judge death]

The university of phoenix launches a new ad campaign in NYC.

[sprite75]

Oh, no!!!  I'm stuck!!!

[indianasmith]

Unknown to most Westerners, the rare Japanese giant condor was trained to commit sepukku when dishonored . . . they just didn't make Samurai swords big enough for him!

[AndyC]

For those times when an inflatable gorilla on your roof just isn't bringing in the business.

[Flangepart]

"15 people killed by falling bird poop. Film at 11:00"

[Mr. DS]

(nature show narration)
"...the male now mounts what he thinks is the female...thus securing sperm collection for research..."