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judge death
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« on: August 15, 2010, 06:29:43 AM »

Now you can buy magic on ebay.

Yep, no kidding. You can buy magic spells on ebay.

 Seriously, you can send a witch money to cast spells for you. Ebay is allowing this, apparently.

 Ok, think I'm kidding? Fine, have it your way. Be sure you're secure in your seat, don't have anything in your hands, don't be eating or swallowing anything because you could fall out of your chair, drop something or choke while you're in stunned immobility.

And get the kids away from you, the pics on this ebay auction aren't porn, but they're close.

Ok, now look at this: http://cgi.ebay.com/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-SPELL-CAST-witchcraft-wicca-haunted-/160312205131


Magic spells for sale. Do you get a refund if your butt doesn't get better?

This is just..... Buggedout
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2010, 06:45:18 AM »

Okay - - time to start thinking of stuff I can sell on Ebay that requires no storage or shipping.  This person is a genius.  A fraud . . . but a genious.
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2010, 07:56:03 AM »

Someone sold a "ghost in a box" for $18,000 a couple years back.

The biggest ripoff I ever got away with was selling a beat up old hat with a hole in it to some dope up in Canada . . . .


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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2010, 11:16:56 AM »

I get spam posts on my site from people (alleged witches) trying to sell love spells.
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2010, 12:44:45 PM »

I get spam posts on my site from people (alleged witches) trying to sell love spells.
it's called Viagra, REV.
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2010, 01:59:30 PM »

Somebody sold Hurricane air caught in a plastic bag on ebay once. I think it went for $75.
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2010, 02:13:09 PM »

Didn't Ebay stop an auction for a guy's soul a few years ago because there wasn't anything tangible being sold (and thus no actual proof that anything was being exchanged for the winner's money?)

Granted, another fellow got around that by "selling his sins" in a box since the box, at least, was a physical object.

I wonder if I could make some cash on Ebay by selling the idea of keeping bad luck away (feng shui without having to move your furniture around!)

@claws: I remember hearing that in Japan you can get canned Canadian air from vending machines. I'd imagine it smells just like the inside of the can.
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2010, 06:11:42 PM »

I get spam posts on my site from people (alleged witches) trying to sell love spells.

Well, now they don't have to bother sending out spams, they just post the offer on ebay and wait.

Wonder what the next spell will be: breast or penis enlargement? Lookingup
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2010, 08:10:14 PM »

I get spam posts on my site from people (alleged witches) trying to sell love spells.

Well, now they don't have to bother sending out spams, they just post the offer on ebay and wait.

Wonder what the next spell will be: breast or penis enlargement? Lookingup

Yeah, but Ebay doesn't give them "link juice."  Link juice is like a magic spell that brings you internet wealth!   Lookingup
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2010, 10:14:29 PM »

I get spam posts on my site from people (alleged witches) trying to sell love spells.

Well, now they don't have to bother sending out spams, they just post the offer on ebay and wait.

Wonder what the next spell will be: breast or penis enlargement? Lookingup

Yeah, but Ebay doesn't give them "link juice."  Link juice is like a magic spell that brings you internet wealth!   Lookingup

I wish there was some way to see how many people had bought this....

I bid on ebay once in a while, not so much since they started trying to turn their precious paypal into a suppository.
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