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« on: August 15, 2010, 11:09:01 AM »

Advertisement is important on wanting to you, as a viewer, to help convince you to buy the product or take a look into it.  Sometimes advertisements can be good or memorable, even if you don't end up being sold on the item in question.  Then you get the ads that are bad and don't even convince you to give the product your time of day.  So, what are the worst advertisements you have ever seen before?  Here's some for you:

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Listen here you little s**t.

« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2010, 11:48:57 AM »

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yeah no.
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2010, 12:54:55 PM »

I actually tried that "Finally Fast" thing.  It tells you that there are a ton of problems with your computer, and then you have to pay them if you want anything done about it.  I don't know why I even bothered;  must have been feeling especially stupid that day.

One (of many) I couldn't stand was this PS3 commercial.  I mean, WTF?  Why in the world would this make anybody want to buy one of these things?  I had a PS1 and PS2, and put off buying a PS3 until last year partially because of these idiotic commercials.  That's pretty bad when your commercials are bad enough to chase away your longtime customers.

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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2010, 01:41:45 PM »

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No wonder the EV1 never really took off...sheesh. This commercial is so good at evoking feelings of dread and fear that I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was a deliberate attempt to sabotage the car.
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2010, 06:38:34 PM »

Some commercials I hated were the capital one commercials with that little prick prick abusing the overweight guy, calling him "chubs" and setting him up to get attacked buy irate customers, etc. I'd have slapped that little dick across a room the second time he pulled some of that of me, and yeah, I'm kinda overweight. I really hated those and will never get a C1 card no matter what.

Oddly enough I kinda like their viking commercials though...

The singing loser commercials from"free" credit were annoying and iritating, nor to mention insulting as they said "free" then came right out and said you had to enroll to get the "free" stuff. Yeah, right.

I did a parody of the singing loser's ad once that went:

"We're so sick of hearing, just so sick of hearing 'bout what a loser you are.
We don't wanna hear anything more 'bout how you can't get a good job or a decent ca-arr.

Why don't you shut your damn mouth, just shut your whiny damn mouth,
Get a shotgun, stick it under your chin and blow your loser head off?

Smith and wesson 12 gauge baby!(complete with head bob)"

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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2010, 07:36:11 PM »

Speaking of commercials, I've heard of a euro car commercial that featured SF evil characters like klingons and such trying out a new car and liking it, then a couple daleks come up, obviously can't get into the car so they start screaming EXTERMINATE and blasting the car and everything else.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 10:52:26 PM »


I hate this commercial and change the channel or hit mute when it comes on. It makes me hate this company.

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2010, 08:10:08 PM »

Head On apply directly to the forehead
Head On apply directly to the forehead
Head On apply directly to the forehead
Head On apply directly to the forehead

or after seeing these commercials twice in a row
Head On apply bullet directly to the forehead
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2010, 02:25:39 AM »

I like those cartoon and opera J.G. Wentworth but I hate the bus one and really hate the people screaming they want their money now. Hatred
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