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« on: August 15, 2010, 07:25:29 PM »
I got a 38% of survival.  Well I'm screwed.  How about you guys?

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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2010, 07:35:04 PM »
62%.  Living in the country and owning firearms helps!
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2010, 07:39:23 PM »
45%.
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2010, 08:38:26 PM »
You Have a 62% Chance of Survival! 
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2010, 10:22:01 PM »
Aww I only got a 56% chance of survival Buggedout

Guess that's better than 0%  Drink
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2010, 10:31:59 PM »
57%
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2010, 02:38:01 AM »
47%. Being an out-of-town student living in someone's basement does hamper me a bit since I can't buy a gun without losing the roof over my head and I don't have a lot of space for anything, let alone storing several weeks' worth of canned food.

I still think this city could effectively deal with a zombie outbreak thanks to our small size and the presence of a valley with steep sides and a river. Get some nets in that river, lure all or at least most of the zombies into the valley, pick them off from a safe distance and then set up a 24-hour armed patrol. It'd probably fall apart, though, since it'd probably be difficult to get enough people to take up the kind of militaristic discipline needed to pull it off (there is no military base even close to here).
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2010, 03:31:25 AM »
44%: my chiken she is cooked.  Buggedout Buggedout

I did like that "crying and peeing" crack though.  TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2010, 03:48:46 AM »
49%, but I really think it's less than that.  I'd probably be one of those guys in Zombieland that were running across the football field...

Course, if it happened while I was at home in my apartment, I could probably hold out for awhile.  It's only got one entrance, and that has a dead bolt on it.  (shrugs)
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2010, 06:18:49 AM »
52% based upon the options they give me... Although I think I should have a 90% because I have read the Zombie Survival guide...  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2010, 06:23:22 AM »
47%.  I'm really held back by looking after my family, but I've kind of grown attached to them over the years.  I don't even have any guns - I'd be that pathetic guy with an armoire shoved up against the window and some golf clubs for weapons.
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2010, 06:24:04 AM »
48% based on the fact that there is no plethora of firearms in this country like the U.S, and that I'm generally a nice guy who'd attempt to save people.  BUT that being said, I do have the Zombie Survival guide and have read it, and know a good few places to stake out in the case of a zombie related emergency so we'll see how it goes.

BRING IT ON ZOMBIE SCUM!
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2010, 07:31:18 AM »
97%. BRING IT!
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2010, 08:21:11 AM »
Quote from: Bull on August 16, 2010, 07:31:18 AM
97%. BRING IT!

You must be the most selfish, gun crazy nutjob to complete that list to get a rating that high!   Thumbup

Want to be neighbours so that I can buddy up with you in the coming apocalypse?   TeddyR
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2010, 01:46:34 AM »
56 % - might be zombie chowder but probably not without a struggle.
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