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El Misfit
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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2010, 07:30:03 AM »

97%. BRING IT!

You must be the most selfish, gun crazy nutjob to complete that list to get a rating that high!   Thumbup

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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2010, 05:26:51 PM »

31%.

It looks like I'm zombie toast.

Aybody get anything lower?

I don't think so.

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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2010, 08:17:48 PM »

44%...damn lack of weaponry.   Though I think I got knocked for escaping to find family.  Then again, my in laws have a lot of weapons and a farm.  My chance of survival is rather higher I think. 
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2010, 10:10:58 PM »

52%?! What the F!?  I'm with Dean! Bring it ON!  I'll show 'em 52%! 

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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2010, 11:27:33 AM »


I get this feeling I'd also be one of the guys that someone else would TRIP as they ran away from the zombies. 

But hopefully, if that happened, I'd at least be able to get my revenge on them after I turn into a zombie!  :)
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« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2010, 03:41:19 PM »

It seems 52% is a pretty good rating. That's what I got.
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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2010, 04:05:26 PM »

42%, so my chances are so so.  I'm pretty good with a rifle and I know how to handle a handgun for defense.   BUT if I am with my hubby, I think we'd have a much better chance. He's tall, big and he knows how to handle knives, guns, shovels whatever to try and survive!
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« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2010, 04:28:16 PM »

I get 75%, my biggest detractor is probably that I would not just give up on my family and tend to be that guy who goes to help people.  Katie is constantly worried I'm going to get stabbed or shot breaking up a fight or something like that.
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« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2010, 05:17:02 PM »

50%...stupid, stupid knees and fat!
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2010, 11:50:08 PM »

69% - I'm only in OK shape, and would help family members.  On the plus side, I own guns and can use them, and I'm not foolish. 
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« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2010, 02:23:56 AM »

Mind you, all those plans get shot straight to hell the moment you stray from the accepted standards of the genre.



Even more so if the zombies have human-level intelligence. For every plan we could possibly come up with, they'd come up with an equally brilliant plan to counter it.
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« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2010, 04:32:06 PM »

I see no one has beaten my low score yet, which means the next time a zombie apocalypse breaks out, I'm the guy you want next to you, as you don't have to be faster than any of the zombies, you just have to be faster than me. And knowing how fast I move, everybody else on this board is faster than me.
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