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wickednick
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« on: August 17, 2010, 05:58:51 AM »

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the

Maybe we should adopt this in central park, make those bums actually have to work and pay for a nice cozy bench to sleep on..

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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 06:20:09 AM »

A coin-operated park bench... Watch out Chicago!!!

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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 09:18:58 AM »

Stupid   Lookingup   As to the "bums"... yeah, im sure its just sooo comfortable for them in the winter and rain sleeping on those benches. How dare they.
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 11:22:50 AM »



Actually, there are some that may think a spiked park bench could be comfortable...
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 08:34:39 PM »

Wow...this is actually a pretty good example of someone completely missing the point. I think I might need to share this with the rest of the art department!
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 08:37:55 PM »

The poor obviously cannot afford comfort in a communist country.  Question

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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 12:55:26 AM »

Hmm, this is pretty mild. In china I'd have expected a bench that automatically shoots loiterers in the head, then deploys a series of blades to extract their organs and package them for sale on the transplant market.
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 06:30:20 AM »

The poor obviously cannot afford comfort in a communist country.  Question

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Lol... This is what happens when you have capitalism and communism mix...  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 03:03:46 PM »

Hmm, this is pretty mild. In china I'd have expected a bench that automatically shoots loiterers in the head, then deploys a series of blades to extract their organs and package them for sale on the transplant market.

Werd...people don't realize how really cold and brutal the Chinese government truly is.  What the Japanese did to their neighbors in pre-war and WW2 Asia the Chinese do for fun.  Next to some of the violence they've practiced, America is still in Sunday school..

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