And it did come to pass that THE LORD did clog the Great Toilet of His Heavenly throne.
And seeing this, THE LORD did sayeth "Let us summon Josephus, The Plumber Angel."
Josephus was summoned before THE LORD, and was bid to unclog THE LORD's toilet.
And Lo, Josephus did labor mightily, and yea, he did unclog the toilet of THE LORD.
And THE LORD sayeth unto Josehpus "Get thee from me, ye accursed, and into the lake of fire! For the sight of thy Plumber's Crack is an affront to mine eye!"
And so Josephus was Banished into the lake of fire, to suffer eternal torment, and it was Good. Amen.
That's a lot more than a plumber's crack. More like a plumber's canyon.