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« on: September 02, 2010, 10:00:35 PM »



(over their built in radios)
Stormtrooper #1: I wonder if that bird guy tastes like chicken?
Stormtrooper #2: Ask him.  In fact I dare you to.
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2010, 11:37:26 PM »

General: Wow, I hear you're a giant chicken that can actually talk.  Let me ask you some questions: what is an illegal movement made by a pitcher in baseball called?
Chicken thing: Baaaaaalk!
General: Impressive.. now, what is a synonym for the word "eat"?
Chicken thing: Gobble!
General: Amazing.  Now, which is stupider; a chicken or a turkey?
(chicken thing bites general's head off)
Stormtrooper 1 to Stormtrooper 2: A turkey, apparently.
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2010, 10:55:32 AM »

Bird Bird makes good with the Empire. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2010, 04:47:10 PM »

Pleased to meet you Mr. Ambassador. I'm so glad you could make it to our annual Turkey Shoot.
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2010, 11:36:55 AM »




Stormtrooper #1: "We'd better throw a drop cloth over that statue of the Emperor in the breakroom."

Stormtrooper #2: "Roger that."

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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2010, 03:50:16 PM »



General: Welcome and thanks for coming to the job interview.

Chicken Sith: BraaaaKKkkk! Thanks for having me, Sir.

Stormtrooper 1: (singing lightly) Suuunnnny Daaay... Sweepin the clouds away.
On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get...
How to get to Sesame Street.

Stormtrooper 2: Knock it off dude, thats really not called for.
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2010, 08:22:55 AM »


Thank you for coming, Mr. Byrd. I hope you can get the outlaws that stole Princess Leia. The Bounty on them is $1000000 per person and a signed autograph from Mr. Vader himself!
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2010, 10:54:59 AM »




Stormtrooper #1:
"Little does he know the big role he's going to play in the post-summit dinner party."

Stormtrooper # 2: "Roger that"  "I hope Lord Vader gets the same caterer we had last year.."

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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2010, 03:43:30 PM »

You wear a disguise to look like human guys....
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2010, 09:54:16 PM »



Stormtrooper #1: "Geez, he thinks he's a bigshot because he was in a movie."

Stormtrooper#2: "Yeah, really. The Giant Claw wasn't that good.."
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Malatu na nou karan.
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Malatu na bala
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2010, 09:20:07 AM »

"I  loved you on Kids in the Hall."
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2010, 01:35:04 AM »

Trooper #1:So what do you think BBQ or Deep Fry?
Trooper #2:Deep fry, it'll take all day otherwise.
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2010, 02:25:50 AM »


Stormtrooper 1: So, he has been the Turkey all along?
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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2010, 04:16:26 AM »



Stormtrooper #1: "Keep your eye on the birdie."

Stormtrooper:2:  "Haha, very funny."




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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2010, 08:53:07 AM »

Just like those crafty Imperials to host a summit with the Gobblerians on Thanksgiving.
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