MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN THAT YOU WISH NEVER EXISTED!!!

[Flick James]

Three more films to add to this list are Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet The Spartans. All three of these were billed as comedies because there is no stupid film category to place these in. Again, films my wife had me waste time in my life to watch. I think I would find more humor by nailing my genitals to a heavy wooden table and trying to run the opposite direction that was in all three of these films combined. As painful as these film were to watch, I would be in less pain if I had done that instead.

Ah yes, great choices.  However, what's your thoughts on the newest masterpiece, Vampires Suck?

There are some good examples given in this thread, but I have to agree, these movies are the worst of the lot, and have absolutely no redeeming values of any kind. If they were just really bad low-crow comedies, that would be something, but they don't even manage to be that. Truly worthless.

[meQal]

Three more films to add to this list are Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet The Spartans. All three of these were billed as comedies because there is no stupid film category to place these in. Again, films my wife had me waste time in my life to watch. I think I would find more humor by nailing my genitals to a heavy wooden table and trying to run the opposite direction that was in all three of these films combined. As painful as these film were to watch, I would be in less pain if I had done that instead.

Ah yes, great choices.  However, what's your thoughts on the newest masterpiece, Vampires Suck?

The film itself has it's own review written in the title.

[HARDtoREACH]

heres a good one

White Chicks

the wayans brothers are fbi agents that dress up like white chicks, sounds good right. wrong.  who in their right mind would belive that they were the sisters they were supposed to be.  the masks are god awful they look fake and plastic but everone thinks its them.  come on  for real

i actually cant belive that i sat through the whole thing and i just looked up how much the movie actually made and i almost CRAPPED myself!!!

[retrorussell]

Cop And a Half.  My soul, what was left of it, wanted to reach out and strangle me for watching it.

[Hammock Rider]

Original Sin with Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas was so awful that it made me forget my toothache.

[Flick James]

Original Sin with Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas was so awful that it made me forget my toothache.

If it made you forget your toothache, why would you wish it had never existed?

[akiratubo]

Kill Bill

Popeye (1980)

Tank Girl

All three nearly reduced me to tears and I raised my hands to the heavens and demanded, Why?  Why was this movie allowed to exist?  Popeye, especially, made me feel as though part of my soul had just died.

[retrorussell]

Alien Resurrection and Bean made me groan and bury my head in my hands at the theater.

[meQal]

Kill Bill

Popeye (1980)

Tank Girl

All three nearly reduced me to tears and I raised my hands to the heavens and demanded, Why?  Why was this movie allowed to exist?  Popeye, especially, made me feel as though part of my soul had just died.

I've seen Popeye and Tank Girl. I have to agree they are both horrible. The only redeeming thing about Tank Girl is Naomi Watts is in it. However even that is not enough to save the film from being a POS. As for Popeye, it made me want to pop my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon and pour acid in the empty sockets in hopes of burning the images out of my brain.

[retrorussell]

Friday The 13th: Jason Goes To Hell was really, really stupid.  I thought part V was pretty dumb but this was inredibly torturous to sit through.  Hey Jason!  Take MY life, please!  Yo, over here!

[El Misfit]

Monster A GO go- WHy? why does this POS Even made it pass the editor's board?

[metalmonster]

Sorority House Vampires From Hell
Kiss The Girls
Memorial Day
Harvest Of Fear
Bloodfist 2



  ThIs List Could Take A While So These Are Just A Few

[retrorussell]

Another really awful one was Drive-In Massacre.  With a title like that you'd think it would be halfway decent.  Ohhhh no.  The ending was the biggest insult I'd ever seen, and I'm sure the audience back in the day felt exactly the same way.

[LilCerberus]

Point of No Return - Le Femme Nikita DID NOT need to be Americanized... Especially in a fashion so banal. 

Falling down - The whole John List angle was just plain pretentious. Add to that, it's pretty obvious who & what this guy is, but the film pretends that it can't decide whether he's evil, or just angry, & likewise for the evil people & innocent bystanders he encounters. The movie can't decide whether it's an action flick, dark comedy, or social commentary, but definitely fails at all three, making it one of the most indecisive productions I've ever seen. It's like the writers got a Swiss Army Knife & tried to us all fourteen blades at the same time.

[WildHoosier09]

"Original Sin with Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas was so awful that it made me forget my toothache."
I remember going to this one with high hopes.  A-list stars, catchy title, good trailers.... my mistake.  Proof that anything can be ruined by a story line that drags to death and then just gently lifts its head at the ending long enough to be put out of its misery. Nearly fell asleep at this thing.  Few others to add:

For love of the game - I have mentioned my disdain for this one in other posts.  It's claim to fame was Kevin Costner crying... in the movie he is supposed to be crying about some girl he is in love with but I suspect he was actually crying over the downhill trend of his career on this one.

Eight legged freaks - I actually wasted $9.50 to see this in theatres.  I suspect that's how much money they spent making it as well.