El Misfit
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« on: September 10, 2010, 05:45:48 PM » |
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 elephant: Stampy mad, Stampy crush car with trunk! |
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 06:08:46 PM » |
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Why driving a gray SUV through elephant land while mating season is a bad idea.
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sprite75
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 11:30:43 PM » |
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Why it's a bad idea to have Bud Light in plain sight around this elephant. |
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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TheDope
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2010, 02:08:44 PM » |
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DRIVER - Honestly, office; an elephant did this to my car! OFFICER - Yeah, right; just blow into the breathalyzer, pal.... |
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 TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002. |
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2010, 02:25:55 PM » |
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Why you should never carve your initials on an elephant's butt.
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I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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El Misfit
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2010, 02:52:34 PM » |
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As we can see, this elephant is working out to get ready for his match with the Ymir
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yeah no.
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2010, 03:00:23 PM » |
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Hey! You in there with the Pay Day! SHARE!!! |
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2010, 07:53:03 AM » |
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"Great, the insurance company is never going to buy this..."
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El Misfit
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2010, 05:46:58 PM » |
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BUY ALLSTATE OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO SICK THE ELEPHANT ON YOU! |
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2010, 07:13:15 AM » |
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Elephant: "Yeah who's your daddy..."
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JJ80
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2010, 07:36:39 AM » |
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The Park's Game Wardens have a staunch zero-tolerance policy against tourists who attempt to camp in a restricted area.
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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SynapticBoomstick
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2010, 09:21:54 PM » |
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Early tests show that not all animals are cut out for the job of car insurance mascot.
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Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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El Misfit
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2010, 09:41:42 PM » |
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DAMN KIDS, TURN DOWN YOUR f**kING MUSIC!!!
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Mean Machine
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 11:19:30 PM » |
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Rush Limbaugh was willing to do abnything to keep people from reaching John Stewart's rally to restore sanity.
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Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2010, 04:10:04 PM » |
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"I said WANT a peanut!"
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