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Henry88
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« on: September 17, 2010, 12:21:23 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 12:24:08 PM »

The real story behind the Exxon Valdez.
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 01:13:59 PM »

The Airforce, the Marines, the Navy, nothing has managed to slow this creature down.  We're going to have to use our last ditch resort.  Call in the Super Mario Bros. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2010, 06:44:09 PM »

What really happened to the Titanic.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2010, 07:48:39 PM »

Yeah, it's a nice painting, but I have a rendition at home painted on black velvet that really brings out Gamera's radioactive breath.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2010, 01:37:00 AM »

The Maner group decided it was time to switch GMs when they saw Tom's latest monster for the campaign...
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2010, 01:37:42 AM »

Note the above should be "Gamer group"
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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 08:55:34 PM »

Donatello's back!  And boy, is he p**sed!
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 09:52:50 PM »


well, they were wearing the Expendables red clothing from Star Trek.
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2010, 03:02:08 AM »

OOPS!!! sorry fellas, just trying to warm my feet.

polar bear: well, i guess our shipment of coca-cola will not be arriving this year.
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 09:16:11 AM »

D@mn Disney cruise ships! Can't a giant, flying,radioactive space turtle get any peace and quiet around here?!
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 04:09:00 PM »

Ughh I shouldn't ah drank all that cherry slush!
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 05:21:00 PM »


The REAL story behind the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 05:08:53 PM »

GAMERA! No friend of Greenpeace.
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2010, 07:12:59 AM »


Gamera is friends of the children- he killed all of their abusive fathers and mothers.
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