Heh, I got toast, but these are just actual words, not made up frankenstien-esque words that have become part of the public consciousness.
If we could make up any abbreviated slang-type word, what would it be? What would it mean?
IRETU - "I'd rather eat Trevor's underpants."
Usage:
"Want to go see the newest Michael Bay movie?"
"Dude, IRETU."
Done. I approve highly of this. I'd IRETU than entertain any other options! [it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but that doesn't matter.]
Now someone needs to mention it next time there's a political thread:
IRETU than let [insert politician-enemy here, followed by controversial policy.]
OR
Using IRETU as a new rating system for skull-movies [like Rev mentioned]. Proper english has no place in slang, so I'd ideally use it in the sentence: That movie was a total iretu. Sounds wierd, but it's totally usable.