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« on: September 24, 2010, 07:31:56 PM »

"Quick get in here, his ego is making him sink."
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 08:32:30 PM »
How you gonna guest star in Sponge Bob if I don't teach you? Now c'mon...
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 09:30:34 PM »
"Affirmative, he has man t!ts..."
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 09:51:28 PM »
Whew, what did you eat?
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Wait, is my face really that bad in need of bee stings?!
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 02:00:43 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 24, 2010, 07:31:56 PM


Hoff: Hey baby.  Recognize me?  I'm David Hasselhoff, star of such classic shows as Baywatch and Knight Rider, and I even played Nick Fury in a great made-for-tv movie!  Want my autograph?
Woman: Ugh.. get away.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 04:12:43 PM »

I'm too sexy for my trunks, too sexy for my trunks!
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2010, 09:23:19 PM »
Do not hassle Hoff.









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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2010, 09:40:22 PM »
Life Guard, this man has no PULSE!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 04:14:58 PM »
Swimmingly Drunk is the Hoffmeister!
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