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« on: September 29, 2010, 07:30:56 AM »
Bret posed fully nude on the cover of the latest issue of “Billboard” magazine, with his goody parts covered up by a huge black circle. The cover seems Photoshopped beyond all recognition, showing off his abs while he’s giving the “I’m a rocker” salute.

It looks as if this is a poorly drawn cartoon of Bret. Poor guy. Is he really that desperate for a scandal that he has to resort to nudity for a music magazine?

If he wanted the attention so much, then why didn’t he just pose for “Playgirl”? I’m sure they have better Photoshop ninjas. Just sayin’.

I would be so embarrassed if I were him. His body cant possibly be as bad as this photoshopped/airbrushed catastrophe.


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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 08:48:33 AM »

Why is this guy still around? 

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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2010, 09:10:11 PM »

Who is this guy?  Question

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