Bret posed fully nude on the cover of the latest issue of “Billboard” magazine, with his goody parts covered up by a huge black circle. The cover seems Photoshopped beyond all recognition, showing off his abs while he’s giving the “I’m a rocker” salute.
It looks as if this is a poorly drawn cartoon of Bret. Poor guy. Is he really that desperate for a scandal that he has to resort to nudity for a music magazine?
If he wanted the attention so much, then why didn’t he just pose for “Playgirl”? I’m sure they have better Photoshop ninjas. Just sayin’.
I would be so embarrassed if I were him. His body cant possibly be as bad as this photoshopped/airbrushed catastrophe.