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« on: October 26, 2010, 12:10:29 PM »

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Not to be confused with Witchfinder General aka the Conquerer Worm. The main reason to rent this is it's laughable low budget and frequent nude scenes. They aren't GREAT scenes but there are alot of different nude girls here. It's mostly that post 90's style nudity  like "Okay I got naked now pay me".  Some of them are more upbeat though and any nudity is as always appreciated. We aren't in the 60's - 80's anymore unfortunately. That was the best era for everything, basically.

The plot is okay in a campy- in service to the naked chicks way: a guys wife is cheating on him so he gets a voodoo guy, played by the guy from LA GUNS!, to put a curse on her. A fat cop tries to stop him. The cop is annoying but it's not really his fault, it's the writer/ directors. If you are standing in the way of the audience and nudity you will be hated. His scenes should have been shorter and the girls should have been longer. The director thinks this is a fun drive in type movie with ample nudity. It's not, it's a pre porn type sexploitation movie with too much talking.

The dialogue isn't loud enough and gets kind of drowned out by the not very good music. I enjoyed it though. Most people take themselves too seriously to do something this overtly corny/ nudity laced nowadays. I think I will not see the directors other movie in the trailer that features the same portly actor and appears to be of similar quality. I will wait till he gets a better camera and gets better in general but he has potential.  Cheers .


3.5/5 worth checking out
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2010, 09:16:02 PM »

That actualy looks like fun!

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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 11:45:42 AM »

Looks interesting. We never say no to nudity and the chicks from the trailer above are good half naked, so it looks cool.  Thumbup
I'm gonna search for the DVD.  Cheers
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 07:17:00 PM »

Haggerty!! ...Keep on truckin'. I liked "The Slasher" :3
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