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sprite75
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« on: October 30, 2010, 12:31:49 PM »



I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts...
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2010, 03:10:50 PM »

Not really a caption but I'm a bit scared that Nicholson is starting to look more and more like my neighbor as the years go by.   Buggedout
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 10:50:55 AM »

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman...Tequila!"
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 05:46:44 AM »




See this shirt?  I took this off the last guy who compared me to his neighbor.  Watch it, buddy....
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 10:28:04 AM »


GOOD GOD!!!  DO I REALLY LOOK THAT!?!?  TURN OFF THE DAMN OVERHEAD SCREEN!!!

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GOOD GOD!  BOY DID I LET ONE GO!  GOOD THING THE FANS WILL NOT RECOGNIZE ME.  I'M SO PRETTY! TongueOut

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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 09:26:10 PM »



Jack: What the hell did you say to me?!
Person off-camera: I said you looked like a flag!  A FLAG!!!  Jeez!
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Hi there!


« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2010, 09:39:51 PM »


You talking to me?
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2011, 11:38:48 PM »

WARNING: This guy still has more chicks lining up at his door than you ever will.
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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2011, 12:16:33 AM »

Captain America:  50 years later
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« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2011, 12:21:10 PM »



No Skateboarding?! Seriously? Then Jack's outta hear!
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2011, 10:38:53 PM »

"What do you mean Bishop's is closed. I got dressed up for nothing!"
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