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« on: November 02, 2010, 06:44:18 PM »

A castle at night,
The virgin's soul is offered,
To restore their queen
zombie #1
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« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2010, 06:47:37 PM »


"A whale's throat and blow hole are not connected, therefore escape is impossible.  "
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 06:54:14 PM »

No mention of Reb Brown? Me sad. :(
Umaril The Unfeathered
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 10:23:59 PM »

Werewolves on the loose
Blood runs from their snapping jaws
You're their prey tonight

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
Rev. Powell
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B-Movie Kraken

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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2010, 06:19:15 PM »

Sybil Danning's breasts.
There's still more credits to go?
Sybil Danning's breasts.

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
A NorthCoaster In Texas
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Hey....white women were in season.

« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 02:35:44 PM »

     Christopher Lee said
"Your sister is a werewolf
Leave me with my shame'"

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
Dedicated Viewer

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El Duderino

« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 04:19:24 AM »

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