I was originally going to post this on the "what are you doing now thread" but after reflection I feel it deserves it's own thread...
Don't ask me why, but I was just thinking and I don't know if I'm only just picking it up now, but lately at least, AndyC seems to be turning on the smut. From the badmovies picture war thread and his posting of Linda Lovelace, to his particularly vulgar I like my ____ like I like my women comments of late. I'm pretty sure there was also some thread where he asked us our secrets for his own sick demented pleasure
Like I said, he may have always been this way but if that's so, for the life of me I have never picked up on it till just now.
Of course it's all brilliant, so I figure it'd be worthwhile documenting his descent into sleaze. Feel free to add to the list.
Here's some examples taken wildly out of context.
I just hope they don't go looking for taste treats in any other orifices. "My my, this is good bread, and you say you grew the yeast yourself?"
I just can't see myself doing...myself. Well, in the traditional five-fingered way, yes, but not a copy of me. I don't think it's that doing it is gay, but I do think you'd have to be gay to seriously want to do it. Whether it's my exact duplicate or not, the fact is, I'd be no more turned on by myself than I would any hairy, fat, bald ape of a man. I look like Tor Johnson with a slightly nicer face. Not my type at all.
As to the incest, I can't quite decide whether a clone is more of a brother or a son, even assuming this clone is somehow grown to the same age. The former is only slightly less disturbing than the latter, so maybe it isn't relevant.
Aliens and monsters want to have their way with our women.
I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot, wet and full of booze.
I like my dogs like I like my women: Coming at the sound of my voice.
OK, I feel dirty.
A little boy walks in while his mom is in the shower. He points at her bush and asks "What's that?"
"Uh, that's my sponge, for washing," she says.
A couple of weeks later, the same thing happens, except that the kid's mom had recently shaved off her bush.
"Where's your sponge?"
"Uh, it got dirty and I threw it away."
Again, the kid is satisfied with the answer and a couple more weeks go by, until the kid comes running into the house.
"Mommy Mommy, I found your sponge!"
"What do you mean?" she asks.
"The neighbour lady's washing Daddy's face with it!"
I'm not even going to speculate about why he's sticking his crotch in the fire. Wait a minute. Is he cooking himself?
"Don't look at her chesticological region."
I'm thinking a huge fart is most likely going to have to escape through the next person's nose. Come to think of it, if you keep passing poo down the line like that, you're bound to generate a lot of gas somewhere.
Me: "And I thought this donkey's butt was particularly interesting. I stayed there waiting for him to poop, but I just couldn't get a picture of it."
*This is, of course, in jest, and really just a random thought taken WAAAAAY too far.
Still... Mayhaps there is something there...
