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« on: November 02, 2010, 06:38:13 PM »

An old boiler room,
The dread sound of screeching knives,
He's coming for you
Umaril The Unfeathered
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 10:18:10 PM »

The man of your dreams
How how he loves to hear you scream
He laughs as you die.

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2010, 12:14:13 AM »

Parents burned Freddy
He's come back to kill their kids
Through dreams while they sleep

HBO in space!<br />
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