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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: November 12, 2010, 09:50:35 PM »



A normal day in Salvador Dalí's life.

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Hiding in a barrel may seem like a good idea during a zombie outbreak, just remember to turn off your cellphone.
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El Misfit
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Hi there!


« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2010, 10:23:36 PM »


even the zombies looks down upon us because of crappy CGI effects
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yeah no.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2010, 10:41:16 AM »

"Awwww look at the cute cat...I want to pet him first..."
"No me..."
"No you don't, I wanna go first..."
"Grrrrrr....."
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2010, 06:54:11 PM »



The CEO of Capcom gets a visit from the unpaid Dead Risingextras...
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 06:22:38 PM »

What Ash sees every time he wakes up.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 10:07:13 AM »




The view from the Wal-Mart Electronics department on Zombie Black Friday.
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 12:23:15 AM »

Harry Reid's failed attempt to explain why being undead isn't covered in Obama-care...
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 07:04:20 PM »



The dead welcome their newest member to the group..
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2010, 03:23:28 PM »

"Gentlemen, we can dismantle him. We have the technology."
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2010, 01:39:17 PM »



"See; that's the first snowflake of winter."

"Is not, it's just sleet."

"No it's not - it's a snowflake.  Maury, come here and tell him it's a snowflake."

"He's right; it's a snowflake...oh wait, it's melted now."

"Aw maaaan...."
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2010, 06:15:04 PM »



One zombie to another: "look, it's his driver's license!"

Other zombie: "gee, our bologna does have a first name!"
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2010, 07:06:40 PM »

While the promise of little time spent in the waiting room had caught his attention, Frank ultimately regretted going to Willamette for his surgery.
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 12:23:44 AM »

While the promise of little time spent in the waiting room had caught his attention, Frank ultimately regretted going to Willamette for his surgery.

Ha ha, great Dead Rising reference, bud  BounceGiggle
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 10:56:32 AM »

Vorta: I hate zombies too!
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2010, 11:03:58 AM »

Aw man, just my luck to be attacked by zombies and Unicron at the same time.
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