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« on: November 14, 2010, 07:21:22 PM »
The idea for this thread is to post fortunes that might be found inside of a fortune cookie in a bad movie.  They can either be a quote from the film, or something that could be helpful to a character in the movie.

The first fortune is from "Eegah!" and it reads:

"Watch out for snakes."
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2010, 07:55:51 PM »
War of the Worlds cookie:

'Relax, Tom, you'll be just fine'



Quantum of Solace cookie:

'No, I don't understand whats going on either'
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2010, 09:28:26 PM »
Manos:
"It'll be dark soon"
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 09:59:02 PM »
"Men will look up to you."

Fortune cookie for THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2010, 06:55:35 AM »
Quote from: Raffine on November 14, 2010, 09:59:02 PM
"Men will look up to you."

Fortune cookie for THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN




Well done, sir!
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2010, 10:03:51 AM »
Thank you, sir!

There's a line in JAWS 2 that would have made a great fortune cookie for Mrs. Brody in JAWS: THE REVENGE:

"Sharks don't take things personally"
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2010, 12:37:29 PM »
Poltergeist:  "Stay away from the light."

Wizard of Oz:  "Follow the yellow brick road."

The Godfather:  "Don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again.  Ever."
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2010, 10:47:24 PM »
Bikini Island: "Avoid Plungers"
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2010, 09:50:22 AM »
Adventures in Babysitting: "Let Brenda find her own ride home."
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2010, 10:05:03 AM »
BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA, Sammy's cookie (as near to the beginning of the movie as possible):

"Wake Up.  Now."
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2010, 05:13:51 PM »
How about a classic?
"You will meet a tall, dark stranger."
KING KONG

"A reunion with old friends is closer than you think!"
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

The rest of these I took from a fortune cookie site and matched up movies to them.

"Your flair for the creative takes an important place in your life."
THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES

"Trust your intuition, the universe is guiding your life."
A SERIOUS MAN

"A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection."
MISERY

Probably a bit obtuse, but...
"Smiling often can make you look and feel younger."
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2010, 07:13:10 PM »
Troll 2

"Don't p**s on hospitality!"
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2010, 07:42:26 PM »
Horror of Dracula: "Confucius says: when faced with two sleeping vampires, stake the more powerful one first."
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2010, 01:18:02 AM »
Freaky Friday:

"A journey soon begins. Its prize reflected in another's eyes. When what you see is what you lack. And so will this luck will change you back"
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2010, 12:56:25 PM »
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