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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 3245

I'm a Mac...

« on: November 21, 2010, 12:29:03 AM »

I think that one young lady has the hots for you.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Bad Movie Lover

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Posts: 174

Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2010, 04:07:30 AM »

Young woman: Hmmm, so it's there my stolen curtains took the way? I knew there were something familiar with that pattern.

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 11158

« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2010, 03:19:52 PM »

How not to go green: Make your own clothing from recycled circus tent canvas.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 244
Posts: 1613

I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2010, 01:40:31 PM »

Hey, look at the group of tourists in the weird-looking clothes. Hee hee....

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1861
Posts: 15484

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2010, 07:33:02 PM »

"Look on the bright side Hans, if we throw up on our clothes no one would know..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Umaril The Unfeathered
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 1831

Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 06:09:18 PM »

Assassin's Creed: Cosplay.    Reserve your copy now and get the exclusive Swiss pimp uniform, only at Gamestop.

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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