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AndyC

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Re: Auotbot Massage

« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2010, 10:32:24 AM »

"I told you, Spike. Optimus wants all the humans to have prostate exams... I don't know. He just does.... Well, Ratchet is busy.... Do you always ask so many questions?.... Well, yeah, NOW I know Carly doesn't have a prostate, but I had to make sure, didn't I.... Uhhh, Chip got a tonsil exam because...well...the wheelchair... Oh, just shut up and bend over!"


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Re: Auotbot Massage

« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2010, 11:23:31 AM »

I, too, enjoy physics-bending, size-changing massages.


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Umaril The Unfeathered

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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2010, 04:50:01 PM »

Spike:

"We have to be careful, Hound. I had a hell of time explaining to my father why I had hydraulic oil stains in my underwear the last time..."


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