Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 20, 2014, 10:50:25 PM
536014 Posts in 40546 Topics by 5095 Members
Latest Member: Shaaanee
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  Auotbot Massage « previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]
Author Topic: Auotbot Massage  (Read 827 times)
AndyC
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
****

Karma: 1398
Posts: 11161



« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2010, 10:32:24 AM »

"I told you, Spike. Optimus wants all the humans to have prostate exams... I don't know. He just does.... Well, Ratchet is busy.... Do you always ask so many questions?.... Well, yeah, NOW I know Carly doesn't have a prostate, but I had to make sure, didn't I.... Uhhh, Chip got a tonsil exam because...well...the wheelchair... Oh, just shut up and bend over!"
Logged

---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."
The Gravekeeper
addicted to the macabre
Bad Movie Lover
***

Karma: 85
Posts: 759



« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2010, 11:23:31 AM »

I, too, enjoy physics-bending, size-changing massages.
Logged
Umaril The Unfeathered
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 142
Posts: 1833


Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!


WWW
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2010, 04:50:01 PM »




Spike:

"We have to be careful, Hound. I had a hell of time explaining to my father why I had hydraulic oil stains in my underwear the last time..."
Logged

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
Pages: 1 [2]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  Auotbot Massage « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.