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« on: November 24, 2010, 08:33:56 PM »

Have you ever gone to see a movie and ended up being the only one there?  Or almost the only person there?  I recall seeing the movie Bean at a matinee and being the only one there until some old dude showed up in the middle of the film.  It was an odd feeling to say the least. 

 
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2010, 08:41:27 PM »

Yeah, I tend to choose to go at times when most people are at work/education.
In fact, I can only think of two films I've gone to see that have been crowded. I make a point of avoiding people.


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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 08:55:04 PM »

That happened to me once back in 2004 I think.  I went to see Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and I was the only one there.  They were actually planning on not showing the film since no one showed until I arrive.  As such, I got to laugh as loud as I wanted  and not get told to shut the hell up from anyone.  Such great film experience.   TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2010, 09:20:10 PM »

As a kid in Juneau, AK, I went to the local theater to watch a matinee of "Harry and the Hendersons." There was nobody in the theater but the guy working the counter. I went to play a video game (Time Pilot '84) while waiting for the movie to start. When I finished the game and went towards the theater, the guy asked me, "You ready to start the movie?"

This was only a two-screen theater, and since the other movie showing was the disastrous "Witches of Eastwick," I'm pretty sure I was the only paying customer in the entire theater.

Hey, I thought "Harry and the Hendersons" was worth watching.
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 12:36:13 AM »

I was initially the only one in the theater but I ended up the only one who watched Eyes Wide Shut all the way through....
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 06:55:05 AM »

I went to play a video game (Time Pilot '84)

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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2010, 06:57:18 AM »

I was the only one in the theater watching Reservoir Dogs ~ the people in front of me got up and left within the first five minutes, right as Tim Roth starts rolling around in agony in the car's backseat.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2010, 07:54:12 AM »


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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2010, 10:43:20 AM »

I tend to go see movies on a Tuesday, as it's my day off from work, it's cheaper, and most people are at school or work.

Where the Wild Things Are comes to mind.  I went to see this on a Tuesday afternoon and I was literally the only one in the theater.

Saw 3D- I was one of two people who was watching it.

Tropic Thunder- I think, from memory, it was myself, my mother, and some other random couple that bothered to see it.
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2010, 12:43:55 PM »

THE ELEPHANT MAN: I couldn't pursuade anybody to go see it with me. I was the only one in the theater.

TERMINATOR 2: I went with a friend to a weekday matinee about a month after it opened. We were the only two in the theater. My friend was a smoker, so he sat in the very back and smoked cigarettes during the whole thing.

THE WOLFMAN: I went to the recent remake a couple of weeks after it opened when it was just barely still playing. The only people in the theater were myself and an elderly African-American lady in her cute Sunday outfit. We sat near each other and had a blast 'riffing' the movie!
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2010, 09:02:21 PM »

$9.99: It started out with just two of us, and the other guy left.  What a boob.  No wonder they don't show, or even make, many movies that challenge the audience. 
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2010, 09:48:16 PM »

I was the only one in the theater when I saw Pathfinder and Resident Evil 4.
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2010, 11:21:40 PM »

Leaving Las Vegas at the Joy theater in Tigard, Oregon; probably a good few weeks or so after its premiere.  Just me and my friend in the whole theater.  Still, it wasn't a bad movie so I was surprised.  It's an old theater though.  The guy at the counter was so bored he tried to sell us a bottle of wine to go with our popcorn.
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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2010, 07:40:25 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2010, 08:22:30 AM »

I don't think I was ever the only one there.  However, when I was a kid my best friend and I went to see FUTUREWORLD at a 5:00 or 5:30 p.m. showing on a weekday (probably a Monday or Tuesday).  We were the only TWO people in the theater.
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