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« on: November 25, 2010, 11:55:52 AM »



Obi-Wan (reading): "....An electric jolt snapped James back into his own masculine perspective. The woman whose pale green eyes he had for one infinitesimal moment stared through, stood frozen in the doorway, hand extended to recapture the brass doorknob that had escaped it. Her face beneath a round straw hat was gently marked by maturity. Vibrant red hair framed her temples. Her green-checkered velvet coat with matching walking skirt and green silk polonaise were unapologetically feminine..."
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 01:57:38 PM »



Obi-Wan (reading):

"So...the original blueprints for the Death Star included a sauna, a lounge, and an air-conditioned workout room..."
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 03:26:22 PM »

Johnny no-mates  Lookingup
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2010, 12:30:21 PM »

"Dammit, Yoda put up the parental blocks again!"
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2010, 11:19:22 PM »



Damn; the library's out of Dan Brown books again. 
I wanted to read "Angels and Demons".
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2010, 12:14:49 AM »



There's something wrong with this Patrick McKenna character in the movie Angels and Demons.  I can't put my finger on it.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 11:19:39 AM »

I wanted to be with you alone,
And talk about the Jedi...
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