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« on: November 26, 2010, 09:05:42 PM »
My wife and I made a trek to Lubbock, Texas, and on the way, we visited Menard. Menard, Texas, that is.  Twirling

A few miles further north, we stopped in Eden for a bathroom break. So I also peed in Eden. Say it! It's fun!  TongueOut
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2010, 09:16:20 PM »
Did you pee while you visited Menard?  If so, then you peed in Menard.  Eww...
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2010, 12:48:27 AM »
Sometimes I go to Menard's when I need a screw.  Menard's the hardware store, that is.
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2010, 07:19:01 AM »
Quote from: Paquita on November 27, 2010, 12:48:27 AM
Sometimes I go to Menard's when I need a screw.

  TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

 hot hot hot
 Cheers
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2010, 04:35:46 AM »
Quote from: retrorussell on November 26, 2010, 09:16:20 PM
Did you pee while you visited Menard?  If so, then you peed in Menard.  Eww...

 Buggedout Buggedout +  TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 11:01:17 AM »
I saw Menard the other day at the brothel. No joke he was there and so was I
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 04:01:48 PM »
Quote from: Paquita on November 27, 2010, 12:48:27 AM
Sometimes I go to Menard's when I need a screw.  Menard's the hardware store, that is.
Years ago I found out Menard's wood is warped. Swore I'd never look it at again
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2010, 09:51:56 PM »
Quote from: lester1/2jr on November 29, 2010, 11:01:17 AM
I saw Menard the other day at the brothel. No joke he was there and so was I

Did you mean to say, "I saw my nards the other day at the brothel?"
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