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sprite75
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« on: November 27, 2010, 12:08:51 PM »



A rare Double Holy Facepalm.
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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2010, 12:50:03 PM »


for the last time, it's now we eat, not how we eat.
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yeah no.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2010, 11:17:20 PM »



CARDINAL 1 - Oh no; he's saying "Sanctus Spiritus" instead of "Spiritus Sanctus" again....

CARDINAL 2 - I know, I know...but are YOU gonna tell him?
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2010, 01:09:26 PM »

for the love of God, why did he come in his KKK uniform again?
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yeah no.
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2010, 07:35:19 PM »

Church dance choreography was never a big hit with the masses. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 12:18:29 PM »




"Oh no, he's going to tell that story about the time he met Wayne Newton!"
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 12:31:23 AM »



Pope: "A Jewish guy and an Arab guy walk into a bar...."

Cardinal #1: "On no...not that one again."

Cardinal #2: "Good Lord, wait until Ahmedinijad hears THIS one..."
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 11:14:01 AM »

The Popemobile is impounded when none of the occupants can successfully touch their noses.
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2010, 12:40:39 AM »



Pope: In the name of the ghost, the holy son....In the name of the father, the holy...In the name of...
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2010, 02:02:15 AM »

Pope: In order to celebrate Labor Day, I want you each to put these "L" stickers on your foreheads.  Go on, now!
Archbishop 1: Like this?
Archbishop 2: Are you sure this is kosher?
Pope: Of course!  Smile and wave! (snicker)
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2010, 04:57:09 PM »




"B-12. Once again that's B-12. Do we have a Bingo?"

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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 09:08:35 AM »

One of these men took Motrin for his headache. The other two did not.
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2010, 01:21:52 AM »



...In the Son of the Name, the...In the Spirit Name...Hold on guys, I'll get it right sooner or later.
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 10:00:42 AM »

Dan Brown's Scanners, based on the bestselling novel.
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2010, 08:59:14 AM »

He forgot his meds this morning. He thinks he's the Dalai Lama.
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