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« on: November 28, 2010, 09:40:31 PM »

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm the 6th.

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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
Level 2  Lustful  High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Moderate
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low


It seems I'm high in the lustfull department...  TeddyR

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell




Sounds like fun !

See you guys down there !  Cheers
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2010, 10:01:45 PM »

The fact that Buddhist philosophy sent me to the second level is very ironic.

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 10:29:31 PM »

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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very Low
Level 2  Lustful  Very High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Moderate
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  High
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  High
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  High


Figured as much.  I took a similar test one time and ended up with the "wrathful and gloomy".  Oh well, perhaps I'll bump into Doggett.   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2010, 10:37:41 PM »

Figured as much.  I took a similar test one time and ended up with the "wrathful and gloomy".  Oh well, perhaps I'll bump into Doggett.   BounceGiggle

You and I will be in Omegle Hell. Forver to torment each other with pointless talk...

 TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2010, 10:56:37 PM »

Just for fun, I got to level 8. God***n, I was one point away from level 9! TeddyR

Purgatory    Repenting Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very Low
Level 2    Lustful    Very High
Level 3    Gluttonous    High
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Extreme
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Very High
Level 7    Violent    Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Extreme
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2010, 11:32:50 PM »

I'm off to level 5, wrathful and gloomy. Apparently, having issues with depression is a sin.
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2010, 11:48:18 PM »


Purgatory!  I thought for sure I was going to go to Lust Hell!  I'm only moderately lustful.  I feel like such a square.

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Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
Level 2  Lustful  Moderate
Level 3  Gluttonous  Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Low
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Low
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very Low


Is this a trick question?:
"Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food?"

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Well,well,well...


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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2010, 11:52:38 PM »

Level 5 for me, too, but level 7 was very close!
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2010, 12:39:08 AM »

Sorry, my eternal destiny is sealed, and hell isn't in it.
Sounds like a fun survey, though.
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2010, 02:34:39 AM »

Sorry, my eternal destiny is sealed, and hell isn't in it.

 Smile Thumbup

I'm on the seventh level, it seems.

I do love that "A PIMP IS A GOOD THING TO BE" question.  TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2010, 04:36:44 AM »

Is this a trick question?:
"Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food?"

Good tasting food.  Going without the former wouldn't be a hell of a big change in my life right now.  

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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2010, 07:32:09 AM »

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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Purgatory    Repenting Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    High
Level 2    Lustful    High
Level 3    Gluttonous    Moderate
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Very Low
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Very High
Level 7    Violent    High
Level 8- the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Moderate

Im not wrathful and gloomy, am I?   Smile
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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2010, 07:36:41 AM »

A mere fourth level for me.  Guess I'm not as wild as as I used to be. 

We've got an SUV because we've got three kids so we need the room, and we live in Minnesota so 4 wheel drive is pretty nice in the winter.  I'm such a heathen.   Lookingup
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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2010, 06:02:13 PM »

Us married guys will be hard to place in hell...after all  we've
been thru, nothing scares us.  The devil might have to consult a job placement agency  BounceGiggle
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Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
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Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2010, 07:22:15 PM »

Well, I'm going to level one, Limbo

Purgatory Repenting Believers    Moderate
Level 1     Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very High
Level 2     Lustful    Very Low
Level 3     Gluttonous    Moderate
Level 4     Prodigal and Avaricious    Very Low
Level 5     Wrathful and Gloomy    Low
Level 6 -   The City of Dis    Heretics    Very Low
Level 7      Violent        Very High
Level 8-    the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 -   Cocytus    Treacherous    Very Low
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