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« on: November 29, 2010, 03:49:27 PM »

There is no way out of here.
It will be dark soon.
There is no way out of here.

(The movie saved me the work by making its own haiku!)
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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 08:51:19 AM »

The Master's a jerk.
Torgo begs on bent knees.
Boy, that must hurt, dude!
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 10:28:38 PM »

The master would not approve.
No!  The child must live!
You failed us.  Now you must die!
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 10:30:57 PM »

Oh wait.. isn't it supposed to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables?  D'oh!
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 03:36:30 PM »

Oh wait.. isn't it supposed to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables?  D'oh!

Everything is upside-down in the world of Manos.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2010, 04:18:48 AM »

I guess Manos really doesn't deserve a proper haiku.  Man, that film sucks!
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 12:44:01 PM »

                            Stripes on underwear
                            Slowest catfight ever filmed
                            Wild Manos babes.
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