BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT

[FishStik]

B.K has a new Chickin Whopper, and if you kluck for them you get 50 cents off. What The ----? They expect people to humiliate themselves for 50 cents. Me and my friends are thinking of renting a chickin suit. I'm going to go in there and humiliate the S@#T out of the cleark. I'll be jumping around yelling about how it is degrating for me to kluck. Also what's up with the comercials? Why are all the chickins dancing around in joy? They're happy about the Chickin Whopper!!! WHY?!? The more Chickin Whoppers that are made the more chickins are slaughtered. P.S -post and tell me what you think about the chickin Whopper. I haven't had it yet. When they ask me to cluck I'm going to tell them to p**s up a rope.

[Mofo Rising]

Why I would kill TEN people for a Klondike bar.

What I'm wondering is why my local paper insists on placing articles about the new fast food in town in their "Lifestyle" section.  Last week it was Chicken Select Strips from McDonald's, now it's the Chicken Whopper.

Wow, chicken.  Now there's an exciting food.

[systemcr4sh]

I think its funny he spelt "Chicken", "Chickin" every time he spelt the word.

-Dan

[Jimmy Corn]

learn how to spell chicken, loser

[Offthewall]

Fishstik the answer to your question is SUICIDAL CHICKENS WOULD BE HAPPY FOR THIS CHICKEN WHOPPER! Accually no that's not the real answer, I think the Chicken's would be happy that they made a chicken whopper, because we all know it's not real chicken in the first place.

Why the hell are we talking about this on this message board anyway?

[C. Hill]

learn how to spell chicken,  loser

That was a little harsh, Mr. Grammar.  BTW, next time you want to criticize someone else's writing, you might wanna try a couple things like, oh I don't know, CAPITALIZATION.  And also, most of us know that you're only supposed to have one space after a comma, not two.  And where's the period at the end of your sentence, dumbshoes?  Yeah this probably sounds really anal but I'm only holding you to your own standards.

Asshat.

[FishStik]

I'm a loser??? Wait, I am a loser. I spelt chicken wrong bescause I was watching TV, eating, playing poker with my friends and typing this on my laptop. By the way, if any of you were wondering I lost(poker that is), I guess that's why they call me a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.*

(that's a joke off a Beck song in case any of you don't know.)

[Flangepart]

Uh, guys...lets not worry unduly abour suicidal barnyard fowl, or Tuna for that matter. Or, heck, even spelling. I'm not one to b***h about that. Chill out! Lets keep the board fun, okey? Besides, that Charlie the Tuna thing always cheeped me out. (Shudder).

[carl thomas]

Geez guy chill. Let's not nuke um this time :) But if they ever do that again, then there should be hell to pay :)

[AndyC]

Any depiction of an animal selling the meat of it's own kind strikes me as bizarre.

Does it make sense to have a sign on a barbecue restaurant that shows a happy pig in a chef's hat? Is he some kind of collaborator? Did he save his own ass by betraying his fellow pigs? Maybe he's the Jeffrey Dahmer of pigs. Is that happy pig some kind of cannibal?

Not that I don't enjoy meat. I love ribs, burgers, steak, chicken, etc. It just strikes me as really weird to suggest that the animals themselves feel the same way.

[Lee]

This is why Chick-Fil-A is so cool. Their Spokesanimal is a cow! That allways cracks me up.

[Jay O'Connor]

My kids and I watch a series of animated videos called "VeggieTales" about talking vegetables

One verse of the theme sang goes

"Cauliflower
Sweet and sour
Half an hour....VeggieTales"

That always creeped me out for the same reason

[Offthewall]

I love Veggie Tales

something creepy is the dog food called "Butcher's Burgers"
The cover is  Butcher holding a dog.

[John Morgan]

M & M's

[Flangepart]

Altogether now, guys, on the count of three.....1....2...3.. IS IT MADE IN KOREA? Sorry...had to do it, or i'd be up all night thinkin' bout it. I may anyway!