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Doggett
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« on: December 01, 2010, 01:13:22 PM »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research

WOW

He watched and took photographs...  Bluesad

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 01:45:15 PM »

Nature is yucky.
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 01:45:43 PM »

I cant give ya comedy... Its not in my nature   TongueOut   I did find this pretty damn funny though.

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Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident.


 
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 02:01:05 PM »



As if things aren't already weird enough for today's times...
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 02:09:47 PM »

I think that researcher's a quack.
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2010, 04:39:56 PM »

Its nice to know humans aren't alone in being messed up. TeddyR



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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2010, 11:01:59 PM »

I think that researcher's a quack.
Yep, I wouldn't offer to pay his bill.
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 11:13:54 PM »

Wow . . . I am at a loss . . . Buggedout
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 11:37:57 PM »

I call fowl play on that duck!
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 01:20:55 AM »

I'm wanting to know how Doggert found this article.

Then again, maybe I don't.

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His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason

That line kills me.

I can picture it now

(Old British guy reading paper): I say, old chap, do you know there are gay, rapist ducks?
(Other old British guy sipping tea): Hmm... indeed. 


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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 08:18:50 AM »

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I'm wanting to know how Doggert found this article.

Then again, maybe I don't.
I personally think he flocked to that article. 
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 08:44:15 AM »

There's a completely insane bit in Cane Toads:  An Unnatural History with a male toad mating with a female toad.  The insane part is that the female toad is roadkill, and quite flat.
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 09:09:05 AM »

There's a completely insane bit in Cane Toads:  An Unnatural History with a male toad mating with a female toad.  The insane part is that the female toad is roadkill, and quite flat.


That's the thing about corpses: They don't say "No." As to this guy's "research," I'd hardly call watching one incident outside his office a definitive study. He'll need to watch many more homosexual necrophiliac duck rapes and get hours of video footage, appropriately posted on www.f***aduck.com, before I'll be convinced that this is "normal" duck behavior.  Buggedout

The truly sad thing is, people would probably watch the videos. Rule 34 is alive and well.
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 02:03:28 PM »

For some reason this reminded me of Gus Visser and His Singing Duck.

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Than again: almost everything reminds me of Gus Visser and His Singing Duck.



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