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« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2010, 09:28:09 AM »

The 'Orvil Reddenbacker' commercial parody.
"You're gonna be eating cheese. Government cheese!"
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« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2010, 03:23:17 AM »

A Danger to Myself and Others
from ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES

Oh, I'm a danger to myself and others.

My cousins are as close as brothers.

I stay out in the rain all the time!


CROW: He's a danger to himself and others.

Only likes shows with Sally Struthers.

I can't even think of a word that rhymes.


TOM: Ya just did!


JOEL: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?


TOM: Well pretty dumb, that's for sure!


CROW: How dumb are you Uncle-Dad?


TOM: Well this pipe's filled with manure!


ALL: We're a danger to ourselves and others.

Screw the earth and steal our mothers.

Leave us in the woods and we're just fine.

We're a danger to ourselves and others.

Good livestock with better lovers.

Hunting leeches is what we call a good time!


[Joel throws dynamite.]

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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2010, 10:32:30 AM »

The "faux Dead End Kids patois" bit at the end of The Unearthly.
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It's at about 6:15.
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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2010, 01:51:52 PM »

And speaking of end credits fun...
One word...from Werewolf...
"TUSKS!"
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« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2010, 10:18:56 PM »

A Patrick Swayze Christmas from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
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« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2011, 12:35:30 AM »

The Observers sing "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms." Kevin Murphy really has a fantastic singing voice, although it's Mike we see lip syncing.
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2011, 10:47:59 PM »

I really got a kick out of the Observers. The food pills were hilarious.
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« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2011, 06:57:54 PM »

A Patrick Swayze Christmas from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug


"I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before."  BounceGiggle

That episode contains what may be my all-time favorite exchange:

JOEL: What do you want for Christmas, Crow?
CROW: I want to decide who lives and who dies.
JOEL: Oh, I don't know...
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« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2011, 08:08:10 PM »

Joel with the big 'o  yellow drum from Rocketship X-M

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« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2011, 05:13:26 PM »

The mads' half of the invention exchange in THE GIANT GILA MONSTER: Renaissance Faire punching bags!

 "Huzzah, my butt, you satin-suited, Tolkien-reading loser!"
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« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2011, 06:45:22 PM »

The invention exchange before The Lost Continent. Frank's enhanced exercise equipment that yields extra benefits. He adapts a rowing machine to power a small boat, and invents a stepper you can climb from one level to another, as well as a treadmill that allows you to move around.
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« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2011, 02:38:40 PM »

All through Track of the Moon Beast they made fun of John Longbone for his love of stew made of chicken....corn...green peppers......onions.....
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« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2011, 11:11:32 PM »

A Patrick Swayze Christmas from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug


"I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before."  BounceGiggle

That episode contains what may be my all-time favorite exchange:

JOEL: What do you want for Christmas, Crow?
CROW: I want to decide who lives and who dies.
JOEL: Oh, I don't know...


Probably my all time favorite episode.  Which says a lot, cause I love so many of them.
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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2011, 12:03:01 AM »


"it's a Patrick Swayze Christmas"
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« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2011, 08:23:29 AM »

The Final Sacrifice, when everybody comes down with hockey hair, except Mike, who's already had it. BounceGiggle
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