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« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2013, 01:40:58 AM »

The Final Sacrifice, when everybody comes down with hockey hair, except Mike, who's already had it. BounceGiggle

 TeddyR TeddyR

And Pearl attending to Bobo who wants to watch Power Rangers and screams that "it's time for my hourly Ben and Jerrys!"  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #61 on: April 22, 2013, 01:42:39 AM »

Servo: Have you been kissing any prospectors?
Mike: Nope... Wait... Nope, that was a surly truck farmer. Durn fine kisser, though.

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Tom and Crow's reactions to what Mike says are very funny indeed.  TeddyR
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« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2013, 01:45:17 AM »

I think it's from Blood Waters Of Dr Z where Brain Guy and Bobo do a scene from Glengarry Glen Ross naked.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2013, 06:48:18 PM »

The Jet Jaguar theme song translation is one of my favourites:
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However I think the Peter Graves one was the best:
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« Reply #64 on: May 07, 2013, 12:37:12 PM »

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« Reply #65 on: May 31, 2013, 01:36:30 PM »

I would have to say the segment featuring Mike and the Bots during which Crow and Tom are dressed as secret service agents, trying to protect Mike. Right before the segment cuts away, Tom's head falls off (which clearly was NOT meant to happen). They roll with it anyway, and the result is hilarious.
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« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2013, 06:58:43 AM »

THE BEATNIKS: Prof Forrester and Frank are dressed in good luck Troll costumes.

Prof F: "Shuddup Frank or I'll let the dog play with you."  TeddyR
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« Reply #67 on: July 21, 2013, 11:14:35 AM »

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Joel, Servo, & Crow are lying in coffins and talk about death.


Crow: "Joel, can I get mummified and be laid next to Stalin."

Joel: "Sure, honey."
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« Reply #68 on: September 03, 2013, 07:57:11 AM »

THE FINAL SACRIFICE: Pearl decides to rule the world one. person. at. a. time.  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #69 on: January 01, 2014, 03:17:29 PM »

From Devil Fish:
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« Reply #70 on: November 05, 2014, 01:35:16 AM »

The Torgo interview from VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS:  TeddyR TeddyR

Torgo takes about an hour to get from the door to the chair and Doctor Forrester grabs and pulls him along.

Torgo: "There........... were........ san....it....ation......prob.....lems...."  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #71 on: November 10, 2014, 07:49:21 PM »

The Tom Servo choirs are a favorite of mine.
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best part is them singing the second song, and Mike getting upset with them.
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« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2015, 05:59:03 AM »

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This one comes to mind.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2015, 02:19:27 AM »

At the end of The Beatniks, Tom gets knifed by Crow, collapses on the table and says "Take.......care......of my turtle......."  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #74 on: February 26, 2015, 07:38:40 AM »

It Conquered The World: the Dinner insults segment  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

TOM: “Mmmm..You know that pie was delicious, did you bake it yourself?’
JOEL: “Oh no, it’s just a recipe my grandmother stole from the bakery.”
[CROW slurps down coffee]
JOEL: “Hey, you want some more?”
CROW: “Only half a gallon.”
JOEL: “What are you so smug about? You look like a man who’s just inherited Texas.”
TOM: [slurps coffee] “Well, it may not be too far off. You know, this coffee tastes like it came out of an oil derrick. What did you strain it through, a mummy?” Buggedout
CROW: “Yeah. The coffee tastes like mud. Roger Mudd.”
TOM: “Oh, the coffee wasn’t half as bad as the dinner.”
JOEL: “Well, I always burn it when you come home drunk.”
CROW: “So you burn it every night?”
JOEL: “Don’t bring that up again.”
CROW: “I have to bring it up: if I hold it in, I’ll die.” Buggedout
TOM: “Dye! That’s what this coffee tastes like. Dye!”

JOEL: “Did you two get enough? You hardly touched your steak.”
CROW: “I didn’t want to touch it, it scared me.”
TOM: “Yeah, talking about steaks being tough, I thought they retired mail-order studs.”
JOEL: “Well, what would you know about being a stud?”
CROW: “The meat was better if you put that fuzzy gravy on it.”
TOM: “Oh, was that gravy? I thought the dog had been sick.” TongueOut
CROW: “I’ve never seen spam served so many ways, especially in a jello.”
TOM: [coughs] “You know, halfway through the dinner, my fillet got up and beat the hell out of my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.” BounceGiggle
JOEL: [offended] “Oh well, it looks like you enjoyed the marinade or were you just being a pig?”
CROW: “Hey, the only thing that’s marinated around here is Tom.”
TOM: “Oh that’s great. Why don’t you just skip dinner and go straight to passing out on the table?”
JOEL: “OK, keep it down you two.”
CROW: “I don’t think I can keep anything down if I have to keep looking at that dessert.”
TOM: “Oh, you know on second thoughts, forget about the pie and just read the recipe.”

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I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers- because you did, too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Salute mi familia. You'll always be with me... And you'll always be my brother.
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