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Rev. Powell
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« on: December 10, 2010, 09:45:17 PM »
I was accidentally given double karma by someone.  If you've ever wanted to smite someone without angering them, now's your chance.  Have at me!
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 09:55:08 PM »
Free karma is good. 
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 09:57:55 PM »
Crap.  Now I need to be smited (smitten?) twice.

I have my reasons.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 10:11:34 PM »
I got you down one...
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 11:22:18 PM »
OK, no problem . . . wait . . . just can't do it!!!! Hatred Buggedout TeddyR BounceGiggle
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2010, 12:14:32 AM »
Sure, why not?.......
WHY?!
please explain  Smile
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2010, 12:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 10, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
Crap.  Now I need to be smited (smitten?) twice.

I have my reasons.
Sounds like you'll have to say something to really p*ss us off.
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2010, 12:52:01 PM »
Instant karma's gonna get you . . .
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2010, 04:43:21 PM »
To quote anyone from The Room: Don't worry about it!
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2010, 05:31:46 PM »
Re: Someone smite me!

Ok...but remember you asked for this.

LIGHTNING SWORD!!!!


Now prepare to be smitted by the Angel of Bad Movie Vengence!!!


Hope that's enough smiting from on high for you Rev.




Ah, what's the use of photoshop if you can't have some fun with it.
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2010, 06:56:02 PM »
Quote from: retrorussell on December 11, 2010, 12:21:45 AM
Sounds like you'll have to say something to really p*ss us off.

You rang?
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2010, 05:20:59 AM »
Quote from: Menard on December 12, 2010, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on December 11, 2010, 12:21:45 AM
Sounds like you'll have to say something to really p*ss us off.

You rang?

 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2010, 01:26:51 PM »
That's the wimpiest lightning sword I've ever seen.  How do you expect to decapitate ancient European deities with that thing?
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2010, 06:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on December 14, 2010, 01:26:51 PM
That's the wimpiest lightning sword I've ever seen.  How do you expect to decapitate ancient European deities with that thing?
Oh boy...couple ways I can respond to that.  Let's see...
Cynical
I'm not really an angel of vengence. It doesn't really matter what the sword looks like.
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Yeah well, I don't see you photoshoping stuff to the site
Proffessor Teaching
You see it's a MAGIC lightning sword, there for its's more powerful
Innuendo
It's not the size of your lightnig sword, it's how you use it.

BUT..I simply would not be true to myself if I didn't go with
Nerdy
Heh, heh, a lightnig sword. Please.  When I want to fight ancient deities I make sure I have the Borntreger Claymore equiped.  For extra damage, I'll use some spells from the Tome of  the Final Solstice.  You'll also notice I'm only wearing a coat  of Gofrim Leather.  When in the later levels I have the armor of the Bone Gladiators. (Which any noob knows is made by enchanting the carapace of a swamp dragon) .

What I have on and equipped is fine for some quick smitting and  confronting the Bile beast.  

Now off the Feastshop Mountains to do some level grinding.
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2010, 06:40:35 PM »
Quote from: WingedSerpent on December 15, 2010, 06:25:05 PM
...When I want to fight ancient deities I make sure I have the Borntreger Claymore equiped...

Are you sure that would be advisable?

I hear those Borntreger Claymores are pretty small.


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