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« on: July 08, 2015, 03:01:57 PM »

Guy walks into a bar in Vegas. Few minutes later a scantily-dressed woman slinks over and takes a seat next to him. After a moment the woman leans close and whispers, "I will do anything you like for five-hundred dollars."

"Anything?" the man clarifies.

"Anything," the woman promises.

"OK," the man tells her, "paint my house."
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2015, 03:07:55 PM »

Guy walks into a bar.

"Ouch," he says.
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2015, 09:05:41 PM »

A horse walks into a bar... the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2015, 09:15:06 PM »

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist walks into a bar and the bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2015, 07:28:16 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 09:42:42 AM »

These two  guys walk into a bar . . .

which is really stupid.  If the first one walked into it, the second one should have seen it!
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 09:43:43 AM »

Termite walks into a bar. He asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2015, 07:42:08 AM »

This guy walks into a bar



Never: it must be a bad joke. Wink
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2015, 07:43:01 AM »

Guy walks into a bar *DONK*  Buggedout
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I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers- because you did, too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Salute mi familia. You'll always be with me... And you'll always be my brother.
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