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« on: December 31, 2010, 01:36:43 AM »

After a long day of digging for arrowheads Monday, I was shrugging out of my coveralls when my friend Doug's pet whitetail showed up.  My friend Ray snapped this pic, which, I think, has great potential humorous caption possibilities!


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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2010, 01:53:35 AM »

Bambi all of a sudden saw a brand new car coming down the road and decided to give the owner a good scare.
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2010, 07:47:51 AM »

Hmmm...corn on the ground, or nice tasty fingers right in front of my mouth.  Decisions decisions...
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2010, 08:01:14 AM »

The whitetail was wary of the three-legged human.
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2010, 09:18:35 AM »

Trumpy, you can do magic!
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2010, 04:11:04 PM »



What do you mean Indy's got a rifle stuck up the back of his shirt?   Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2010, 05:02:13 PM »



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DEER - Say, indianasmith, your tail is getting longer!

INDIANASMITH - That's not my tail.
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2010, 09:24:33 PM »

"Give me five! ... oh come on, deer, don't leave me hanging..."
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2011, 09:29:57 PM »

Indy was never one for talking smack so he b!tch slapped the deer instead.
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2011, 09:02:32 AM »

Come 'mer little fella... you gotta pruddy mouth.
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2011, 11:40:20 AM »



Deer: Boy you run in to all sorts of interesting humans near the nuclear plant.
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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2011, 06:08:30 PM »



Indiana:
"I'm short on some doe, you wouldn't happen to have a couple of bucks I could borrow, would you? " 
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 04:52:13 AM »



Indy (waving fingers in deer's face annoyingly): Does this bug you?  Huh?  I'm not touching you.. does THIS bug you?  Huh?
Deer (eyes glowing Satanically): Grrrrr...
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2011, 12:04:31 AM »

An extremely rare photo of the Devil Deer was found today, presumed to have been taken mere moments before the monstrous deer mauled an unwary victim.
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2011, 09:35:17 AM »

"Theres a bumper with your name on it, Bambi...AND IT'S MINE! AH-Hahahaha!"
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