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« on: December 19, 2010, 12:56:41 AM »



I say, Holmes old boy, has anyone ever told you that you look like a male reproductive organ with that hat on?
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 01:18:36 AM »

"Someday, we will master the comb-over! 'Till then, funny hats'll hafta' do."
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2010, 08:27:57 AM »

"Watson, I believe the berette goes in your hair, not over your eyes!"
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 12:54:47 AM »

I thought your hat was supposed to have a little propeller on the top.
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 01:11:59 AM »




Data Holmes: Dr. Watson, I do believe you've been tanning recently!
Joerdi Watson: Oh, it is ON, b*tch! (sports clenched fists)
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 03:20:36 AM »

Watson: "Anyone seen my Alice band anywhere?"  Twirling
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2010, 10:43:02 AM »

Holmes: What?! How you dare saying this is not a proper Holmes adventure? Moriarty himselft wrote it!

(Watson lowers his head)

And now, follow the script. You are supposed to be the hound of the Baskervilles, so start sniffing the ground and see what you can pick up.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2010, 08:30:47 AM »




By the way: What do you know about this Punisher guy Barkley is playing?
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2010, 02:26:39 PM »

Data: I am sorry to bother you. Just one more question, sir. I am always forgetting things. My wife says I would forget my head if it was not attached. Do you mind if I smoke?

Geordie: Data, I think you might have your detectives a little confused.

Data: Sherlock Holmes solves murders, dresses for inclement weather and smokes tobacco, does he not?
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 09:27:55 AM »

Data: And after we defeat Professor Moriarty, I will correct a substandard home renovation and engage in intercourse with several women using my enormous penis.

Geordie: Maybe you should have asked specifically for SHERLOCK Holmes adventures, Data.
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2010, 05:04:44 PM »



WATSON - By the way, Holmes; are you aware
that your mother is so large that she jumped
in the air and got stuck?

HOLMES - I say!
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2011, 04:04:09 AM »

Data: And after we defeat Professor Moriarty, I will correct a substandard home renovation and engage in intercourse with several women using my enormous penis.

Geordie: Maybe you should have asked specifically for SHERLOCK Holmes adventures, Data.

 Buggedout BuggedoutTeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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