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« on: December 20, 2010, 05:43:30 PM »

Obama: Glad you are here.  Now, what were your suggestions on how I can get into the movie industry?


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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 08:29:29 PM »

Obama (thinking) : "If you weren't so well built I'd make fun of your tie..."

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Hi there!

« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 11:21:45 PM »

And no, I don't have your cookies.

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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2010, 02:31:10 PM »

Care to put your money where your mouth is Arnold?  130pm on the basketball court!  We'll see who's a girly man!

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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 06:18:28 AM »

Obama: My nipples are as hard steel right now.
Ahnold: You are a bootiful gurly man. Lets go someplace ware we can talk ahlone.

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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 08:38:15 AM »

Just for fun, Arnie, can you crush nancy's head?

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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2010, 10:44:58 PM »

OBAMA - So really, Arnold,you don't like the Black Terminator idea at...
OBAMA - But the script is...
OBAMA - Will you at least give me Jim Cameron's cell...

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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2010, 11:51:00 PM »

I'm not going to tell you how Skynet's health care package is impressive...


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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 03:12:15 PM »

I like you, Mister President.  I'll kill you last.

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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2010, 05:30:17 PM »

Arnie: "What's the matter? The Office got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?"

Obama: "Make it easy on yourself, Arnold."

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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2010, 02:35:33 PM »

Arnold: You know, a constitutional amendment might stop those rumours about your birthplace. Just an idea.

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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2011, 12:56:54 AM »

You do know, of course, that the secret service has a dozen .50 cals trained on you at this moment, right?
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2011, 02:20:37 PM »

The agreement became official today.  "It is NOT a tumor" has become the new campaign slogan for Obama's healthcare reform.

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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 05:23:08 PM »

Twins 2?
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