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Bite Me, Too

« on: December 30, 2010, 01:28:08 AM »

Scottish bonnet hairdryers are to scream for.


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El Misfit

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Hi there!

Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2010, 01:56:26 AM »

This is JJ80's threat to The Darksider: When The Darksider posted a crappy response in The Youtube Song Wars thread, he [DS] would be eaten, alive!


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yeah no.

sprite75

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I'm a Mac...

Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2010, 02:05:51 AM »

He's never been bitten by that big a plastic puppet before.


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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Jack

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Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2010, 08:05:50 AM »

Saran Wrap kept this dinosaur fresh for 20 million years!


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Mr. DS

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2010, 08:14:00 AM »

Guy: "Awwww, I love you too boy. Whosabigboy!"


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Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2010, 10:36:57 AM »

The brontosaurus is strictly a herbivore. Unfortunately for Herb, it also isn't very bright.


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Umaril The Unfeathered

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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2010, 10:43:05 AM »

Can switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance?

Is sticking your head in the mouth of a sea serpent a really bad idea?


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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

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Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2010, 09:25:19 PM »

"Oh my god! This isn't a hat! THIS ISN'T A HAT!"


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Umaril The Unfeathered

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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2011, 11:48:57 AM »

While it's true that a little head never hurt anyone, make sure it's not yours..


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Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2011, 12:37:09 PM »

"It's all right. He does that to everybody. See, he likes you."


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retrorussell

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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2011, 08:25:48 PM »

How many bites does it take to get to the center of a human skull? Let's find out.


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Umaril The Unfeathered

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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

Re: Bite Me, Too

« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2011, 01:23:19 PM »

Quote from: retrorussell on January 01, 2011, 08:25:48 PM

How many bites does it take to get to the center of a human skull? Let's find out.

Hahahaha!


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