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« on: December 29, 2010, 03:01:47 PM »


Creamsicles aren't what they used to be ...
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2010, 04:05:14 PM »

when sex-crazed people get desperate
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 09:12:49 PM »
This looks like the punchline to a blond joke.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2010, 09:38:45 PM »
Hmm, seems that the chewing gum does keep its flavor on the bedpost overnight.
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2010, 11:13:34 PM »


"A golfball through a garden hose, huh? Well wait till they see what I can do..."
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2010, 02:06:59 AM »
Well, her doctor always said she needed more iron in her diet.
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2010, 10:38:44 AM »
Well, yes, it's long, but it has that funny bend in it.
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2010, 01:55:11 AM »


Needs salt.
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2010, 09:16:30 AM »
OK, we'll get you unstuck. Somebody get some hot water.
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 05:09:18 PM »


Peggy misunderstood when her friends
told her that she needed better taste
in furniture.
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2011, 02:25:06 AM »
Jeanie thought this was her brother Ferris meant when he told her to bite the big one.
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2011, 11:45:07 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on December 30, 2010, 10:38:44 AM
Well, yes, it's long, but it has that funny bend in it.

Yeah, but not for long..... BounceGiggle
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
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Malatu na bala
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
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Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2011, 02:41:48 PM »
Watchmen: The porn parody
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2011, 02:24:38 PM »
Goodnight.  Sleep tight.  Don't let the bed sluts bite.
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2011, 06:18:21 PM »


Jeanie: " This isn't the type of pole smoking I'm usually accustomed to..."
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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