Hey! A new year, and so now it's time to look at a whole new group of films to offer opinions on!
Just kidding - same old stuff, different year.
This time, the best way to start off the year is by looking at what has to be not only one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but THE WORST movie with vampires in it EVER MADE.
Dracula 3000.
Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair.