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« on: January 01, 2011, 11:58:43 PM »

Now we have a guy claiming the Tobasco Sauce made him expose himself;

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DECEMBER 30--Meet Rafael Escamilla.

Arrested this week for allegedly masturbating while seated next to a teenage girl on an airplane flight, the 50-year-old suspect told police that he was actually massaging and itching himself because he had spilled Tabasco sauce on his penis.

Escamilla’s unique explanation for his alleged indecent exposure is contained in police reports detailing the December 26 incident on a SkyWest Airlines flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston, Idaho. Escamilla, a Florida resident, was in Idaho visiting family.

The girl, a high school cheerleader who just turned 17, told cops that she was seated directly next to Escamilla, and had chatted briefly with him at the trip’s outset. Mid-flight, as she looked at prom dresses in Seventeen magazine, the teenager spotted something moving “out of my corner of my eye.”


Question.  How the hell do you spill Tobasco Sauce on your Johnson?
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2011, 06:34:35 AM »

That comment made by 'sploodgemonster' really made me laugh.
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2011, 09:17:24 AM »

There are times when no snide comment is enough . . .
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2011, 01:14:54 PM »

There are times when no snide comment is enough . . .

Sounds like he got the shaft...
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2011, 01:17:23 PM »

There are times when no snide comment is enough . . .

Sounds like he got the shaft...

Add the tobasco sauce to the mix, and you could say he had the shaft in his hot little hands..
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 01:20:44 PM »

There are times when no snide comment is enough . . .


I'm suprised a certain Little Rascal never sued Mclhenny Brothers for HIS run-in with tobasco sauce:

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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 06:06:42 PM »

You know many religions decry hot fod because they lead to lewd acts.  So THIS is what they mean.   I thought you ate it and got all crazy.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 07:36:33 PM »

This story burns me.
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 03:14:46 AM »

Tabasco sauce was involved in the JFK assassination.

And the Hindenberg.

And it sank the Titanic!

Even now, it's calling to millions of people all of the world from their pantries and refrigerators, its siren song beckoning them to commit any number of lewd acts and criminal offenses you care to name. That's why I use Frank's Red Hot Sauce. The worst it's ever told me to do was lie about why my assignment was late.
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2011, 01:35:08 PM »

tobasco sauce stole my wife

tobasco sauce kicked my dog

tobasco sauce left the stove on

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